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На почте:

Работник почты: Hi Mrs Johnson, I haven't seen you for ages. What have you been up to?

Миссис Джонсон: Bringing up three screaming kids and putting up with a nagging husband. I could really do with a week on my own… and then I could get down to sorting myself out.

Работник почты: I know how you feel. We all need time to gather our thoughts and escape from the relentless stress of our daily lives.

Миссис Джонсон: Oh dear. You sound worse than me.

Работник почты: Not really… You should know by now that you must take everything I say with a pinch of salt… Now what can I do for you today?

Миссис Джонсон: Well, I must get these parcels off to Australia before Christmas. What's the quickest way?

Работник почты: You can send it by Swiftair. It guarantees three day delivery… but it'll work out more expensive than the run of the mill postal service.

Миссис Джонсон: Yes I know, but it has to be done so I might as well go for it.

Работник почты: Fine…but you'd better get a move on. Last post leaves at 12.30.